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Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:30 pm
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This thread is for things you realized for the day. Wisdom that will change your life. You can put humorous your poetry in this thread, but avoid discussing the concepts in this thread. Rather, I encourage that you create a separate thread to contemplate for an individual discovery.

February 12, 2009

1. Pokemon, despite its use of the evolution, gives no careless whisper to natural selection.

2.Dimensions don't just come in integrals (1D, 2D, 3D). They also come in fractional dimensions.
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3. Job is a douche. And gay.
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:33 pm
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Don't need a duplicate thread for this.

http://upgrail.s2.bizhat.com/viewtopic.php?t=124

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3. Job is a douche. And gay.


Says the person who wants to rape me.
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:17 pm
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Ruled by a Cat wrote:

(Note: do not click here. You will not understand it. Even I hardly understand it.)

Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Are you implying that you're smarter than us, huh?
Well, I did get it, it was very clear the first time I read it.

Things I realized today:
Clark Kent CAN be circumcised. With Kryptonite.
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Whatever, I'm just going to copy my posts here.

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In the past there were masks out stopping crime and likened by the public. Then your poetry hit the fan (most likely people dying due to wearing capes). Masks are banned but the main protagonist still goes out at night and fights crime. At some point main protagonist is made aware that someone is killing off masks. Everyone gets together by the end to try and stop this killer and his plan to unleash a tentacled monster into the city. But it's too late and all hell breaks loose.


MIND. BLOWN.: It's the plot for the Incredibles.

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I just realized why Martian Manhunter is the Heart of the JLA. He's essentially Superman and Batman combined.

Batman's parents died while he watched.
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Superman's entire race died.
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J'onn's entire race died while he watched.
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Uncle Gravy wrote:
Ruled by a Cat wrote:

(Note: do not click here. You will not understand it. Even I hardly understand it.)

Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Are you implying that you're smarter than us, huh?
Well, I did get it, it was very clear the first time I read it.


Then good sir, tell me what it implies about the universe around us, and what it means to have dimensions in fractions.
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It's either you get it immediately after I explain it to you, or you won't get it no matter how many times I explain it to you, so I won't bother explaining.
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You don't have the guts to explain it. Very Happy
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HOLY your poetry DARKSEID AS A BLACK LANTERN
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CAN'T THE careless whisper STAY THE careless whisper DEAD? careless whisper.

Realization for the day:
No one wants to clean the hut on Monday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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Death = Black

Black = Absence of light

Black = Absence of life

Life = Light

I AM SO SMART
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I've still got the ol' charm.
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" Watchmen " ( film ) is actually awesome.

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taonggyera wrote:
" Watchmen " ( film ) is actually excellent.


They see me trollin'...

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SECOND-PERSON SHOOTERS
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taonggyera wrote:
" Watchmen " ( film ) is actually excellent.


I'm veering more towards ' just great '.
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You know you've got serious issues when you don't like being you.
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I think I've read that somewhere, Mikko.

Hmmmm. This is going to drive me crazy the hwole day (not really, but yeah).
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Really? Lucky you. I haven't.
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billy joel is a genius
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taonggyera wrote:
taonggyera wrote:
" Watchmen " ( film ) is actually excellent.


I'm veering more towards ' just great '.


Now it's ' just good '.
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The college dropouts and arts majors who write comics are writing them for OTHER college dropouts and arts majors. Comics have ceased to be a subculture and are now just a validation mechanism for the liminal and the unneeded elements of the dying middle class. Insularity is the only attribute current comics readers share and now I see why.
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Job McBadass wrote:
The college dropouts and arts majors who write comics are writing them for OTHER college dropouts and arts majors. Comics have ceased to be a subculture and are now just a validation mechanism for the liminal and the unneeded elements of the dying middle class. Insularity is the only attribute current comics readers share and now I see why.

Ooh, that's deep.

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Ooh, that's deep.

Ooh, that's deep.
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Job McBadass wrote:
The college dropouts and arts majors who write comics are writing them for OTHER college dropouts and arts majors. Comics have ceased to be a subculture and are now just a validation mechanism for the liminal and the unneeded elements of the dying middle class. Insularity is the only attribute current comics readers share and now I see why.


College Drop-out : Alan Moore, Grant Morrison, Garth Ennis, Mark Millar, etc., Bill Gates

Not College Drop-out : Phil. Finance Official " Reading books is not educational ".

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I was a very cheesy writer back in high school. I noticed it when re-read most works I made for my English and Filipino subjects. Smile
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There has never been a mentally-sound director who has managed its wards.
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