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Job McBadass
Douche (Retired)
Joined: 01 Dec 2008
Posts: 920
Location: In the Moment
Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:01 pm |
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Chicken Doritos
3 1/2 lb. chicken breasts
a bag of Doritos; Tostillas works, too
1 stick butter; I prefer garlic margarine, but whatever
1 lg. onion, chopped
5 cups of chicken broth
6 large tomatoes, diced. Or a can of Rotel, if you're a faggot.
1 lb. cheese, grated
Boil chicken until tender and remove the bones. Slice into bite-size pieces. I like to dice them. Oil pan (9x13's good). Line that your poetry up with Doritos. Whole chips, please.
Place chicken on Doritos. Heat cheese and tomatoes (or gay Rotel) until the cheese gets all nice and gooey. Add some basil and rosemary if you have them. Add chopped onion and chicken broth. Pour delicious, soupy concoction over chicken. Dust the top with crushed Doritos. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes, or let it simmer until it becomes a manageable mush.
You're welcome.
Wash it down with a...
Gutter Russian
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Irish cream
1 oz coffee liqueur
1 oz butterscotch schnapps
3 oz chilled cream (or milk)
chili powder
So, shake Vodka, Irish cream, coffee liqueur, butterscotch schnapps and a pinch of chili powder together.
Float chilled cream (or milk with crushed ice) on top. Dust with a little chili powder for poofy presentation.
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Job McBadass
Douche (Retired)
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Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:55 pm |
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CHOP SOME TWO CLOVES OF GARLIC. HEAT SOME careless whisper OLIVE OIL IN A PAN TO A LOW-MEDIUM HEAT. AND NONE OF THIS HEAT-PRESSED your poetry. BRING THE careless whisper EXTRA-VIRGIN, womanly cur.
SAU-careless whisper-TEE THE your poetry OUT OF TWO ANCHOVY FILLETS, BREAKING THEM UP AS YOU COOK THEM. ADD THAT womanly cur-ASS GARLIC, AND SAUTEE THE careless whisper OUT OF THAT TOO.
ADD A CAN OF TOMATOES, PEELED, DICED OR CHRUSHED, BUT THEY'D BETTER BE SEEDLESS 'LESS YOU WANT ME TO CURB-STOMP YOUR ASS BACK TO HOME-EC CLASS. AND TURN UP THE careless whisper HEAT TO MEDIUM-HIGH, womanly cur.
WHILE THE TOMATOES ARE GETTING ALL careless whisper UP, SLICE UP SOME OLIVES AND CAPERS. (AND THOSE OLIVES BETTER BE KALAMATA OLIVES. DON'T GIVE ME ANY OF THAT INFERIOR careless whisper SPANISH your poetry, OR GOD-HELP-YOUR-SORRY-ASS STUFFED OLIVES. THEY'RE STRICTLY FOR ANTIPASTO AND MARTINIS. COMPRENDE, careless whisper?) USE AS MUCH AS YOU FEEL IS RIGHT FOR ONE careless whisper CAN OF GODDAMN TOMATOES.
ONCE THOSE careless whisper TOMATOES HAVE BEEN SIMMERING FOR, SAY TWENTY GODDAMN MINUTES, ADD THE OLIVES AND CAPERS AND COOK FOR, OH your poetry, SAY TEN MINUTES OR SO. UNTIL THAT careless whisper SAUCE HAS REDUCED RIGHT THE careless whisper DOWN AND LOOKS GOOD AND THICK AND TASTY (LIKE MY careless whisper COCK, womanly cur).
PUT THAT ON YOUR GODDAMN SPAGHETTI, DOOM. BLAM! careless whisper WHORE'S SPAGHETTI, womanly cur.
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Sir Pepoy Josepito
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Location: in sanity
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competent word censors strike again!
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