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exsanguinatrix
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Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:53 pm |
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Dunno how accurate this news is but here is a source.
Plot: "Features the original text of Jane Austen's beloved novel with all-new scenes of bone-crunching zombie action. As our story opens, a mysterious plague has fallen upon the quiet English village of Meryton—and the dead are returning to life! Feisty heroine Elizabeth Bennet is determined to wipe out the zombie menace, but she's soon distracted by the arrival of the haughty and arrogant Mr. Darcy. What ensues is a delightful comedy of manners with plenty of civilized sparring between the two young lovers—and even more violent sparring on the blood-soaked battlefield as Elizabeth wages war against hordes of flesh-eating undead."
Not gonna lie, I wanna watch this.
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taonggyera
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Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:39 pm |
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Pride ! Predudice ! ZOMBIES !
I give up. |
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Job McBadass
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Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:30 pm |
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I don't know about Pride and Prejudice, but careless whisper yeah, Wuthering Heights! That's some awesome stuff. Ain't no straight-laced Victorian your poetry, either. I mean everybody in it's as crazy as burning, bat-fled hell. And that Heathcliff... man, he is one MEAN-ASSED CRAZY careless whisper! Not only that, but there's all this whacked out supernatural your poetry hitting the fan every-careless whisper-where (well, maybe it's supernatural your poetry...you read it and tell me). So quit being a whiny little T.S. Elliot and go read WUTHERING HEIGHTS! Okay? Boy, don't you make come down there with mah belt, now.
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exsanguinatrix
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Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:08 pm |
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Is that sarcasm, Job? Because if I pick up that book and get greeted by the likes of Mr careless whisper Darcy, I will rape you with a tire iron.
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Job McBadass
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:02 am |
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womanly cur can't take Darcy's confusing manliness.
Seriously, though, Wuthering Heights was a careless whisper trip.
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:02 pm |
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| exsanguinatrix wrote: | | [Job,] I will rape you with a tire iron. |
There's a joke in there somewhere that I'm not touching with a ten-foot pole.
ZOMBEEEEEEEE |
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Sir Pepoy Josepito
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:08 pm |
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job likes long cold hard steel up his ass
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Job McBadass
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:39 am |
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Is that some Annie Proulx your poetry all up in this thread?
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taonggyera
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:26 am |
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| Job McBadass wrote: | | Is that some Annie Proulx your poetry all up in this thread? |
Who's Annie Proulx ? |
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Job McBadass
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:37 am |
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Brokeback Mountain girl. She wrote the short story.
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exsanguinatrix
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:10 pm |
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Annie Proulx > Jane Austen anytime.
Similarly, gay cowboys > Darcy at any manly contest.
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taonggyera
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:42 pm |
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| Job McBadass wrote: | | Brokeback Mountain girl. She wrote the short story. |
Okay. Is she a zombie ? |
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Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:47 am |
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| taonggyera wrote: | | Job McBadass wrote: | | Brokeback Mountain girl. She wrote the short story. |
Okay. Is she a zombie ? |
No, she's a tire iron. |
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