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Job McBadass
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:48 am |
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The Rules are simple:
1. Give two comic book characters/teams/concepts/powers/writers/whatever and let them duke it out!
2. The next person details the fight or the reason why s/he thinks that one dude would win over the other dude.
3. But here's the catch: the replier has to keep it short, as in one sentence short; alternatively, s/he can give a picture that encapsulates the result.
4. Then the replier gives his/her matchup.
5. The next dude follows suit.
6. ?????
7. !!!!!!
8. Babies!
Example:
| Oscar Wilde wrote: | I have a matchup which I would like to be resolved in the most plausible manner, my good people.
Superman versus Grant Morrison's baldness |
| Tire Iron wrote: | Grant Morrison's baldness. Superman's altruism and idealism sadly cannot defeat 30 years worth of drug-induced hair loss.
Telekinesis VS Snikts |
| Totally not James Howlett wrote: | Snikts. IT WOULD BE LIKE, CHARLES: Wolverine, be reasonable and take your rabies shots, AND I WOULD BE LIKE, ME:SNIKT BERZERKER BARRAGE DRILL KLAW DRILL KLAW
THE MOST EXTREEEME WOLVERINE VS ANAGRAMS |
| Murder, she wrote: | anagrams. because you suck and i hate you
frank quitely's tumor people VS deadpool? |
And so on, and so on.
I go first!
The Doom Patrol VS Planetary
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fnspidey
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:07 pm |
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Planetary. I don't like the Doom Patrol, and Snow gave Batman an ice cream headache once.
Spider-Man vs Scarlet Spider |
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Uncle Gravy
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:56 pm |
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The correct answer is Spider-Man because it's Mikko who's asking.
Robotman VS. Spectre
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taonggyera
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:37 am |
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| Uncle Gravy wrote: | The correct answer is Spider-Man because it's Mikko who's asking.
Robotman VS. Spectre |
The Specter, 'coz he's the Wrath of fricking God.
Spiderman Pre-One More Day VS Spiderman Post-One More Day |
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:54 am |
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Spider-Man pre-One More Day wouldn't have a hard time against a Parkour punk and a hotdog cart. (I like your logic, Gravyman)
Guy Gardner (Green Lantern, not Warrior) vs Jamie Reyes (Blue Beetle) |
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Job McBadass
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:43 am |
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Guy Gardner. Guy was, and still is, a fricken soldier while Reyes was still playing grab-ass with some Latina hoodrat.
Silver Surfer VS world hunger.
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:08 pm |
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World hunger - especially if it's Marvel Zombies world hunger.
Wonder Woman vs Darna |
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Job McBadass
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:14 pm |
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Wondy. Because Darna has a neck.
Invincible (Mark Grayson) VS Goku (Goku)
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taonggyera
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:37 pm |
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| Job McBadass wrote: | Wondy. Because Darna has a neck.
Invincible (Mark Grayson) VS Goku (Goku) |
Goku, because he wipes out damn near everything.
' Invincible ' is just a name.
global warming vs Earth Hour |
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Uncle Gravy
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:55 pm |
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To quote a character from Andong Agimat: "Para namang isang butil ng kanin ang binigay gayong isang kaban ang kinakailangan." Not verbatim, but there you go, global warming wins.
Sandman (Spidey villain, true story) VS. Creel
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Job McBadass
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:32 pm |
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Sandman. Creel went insane when he tried to absorb water, so there goes the only contingency plan Absorbing Man has.
Dr. Doom VS Batman
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taonggyera
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| Job McBadass wrote: | Sandman. Creel went insane when he tried to absorb water, so there goes the only contingency plan Absorbing Man has.
Dr. Doom VS Batman |
Has to be Batman, because he's scary and stuff, and is, for all intents and purposes, ' the Goddamned Batman '.
Dr. Doom.
Oh, okay. Myley Cyrus VS My fist.
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:51 pm |
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Miley Cyrus - Your fist will dissolve upon contact.
Goku vs Superman Prime. |
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Job McBadass
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Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:11 am |
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Superman Prime. I am willing to bet 5000 pesetas that Goku's idiotic grin will anger Prime enough to cut the juvenile your poetry and kill him.
Herge's Tintin VS Renee Montoya
DETECTIVE FIGHT
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taonggyera
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Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:52 pm |
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| Job McBadass wrote: | Superman Prime. I am willing to bet 5000 pesetas that Goku's idiotic grin will anger Prime enough to cut the juvenile your poetry and kill him.
Herge's Tintin VS Renee Montoya
DETECTIVE FIGHT |
Tintin. Because he's a dweeb.
Tom Rothman versus humanity.
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