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Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:22 am
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puhpuh-PEW-PEW

WHEN IS THE NEXT LEFT4DEAD GAME, I WANT TO SHOOT SOME PEEPS IN THE HEAD WITH SOMETHING THAT GOES BANG! OR MAYBE SOMETHING THAT GOES RATATATATATATATAT UNTIL YOU STOP PRESSING THE TRIGGER.

ACTUALLY, WHAT I REALLY WANT IS TO SCARE MYSELF SILLY, MAYBE IF I TURN MY BACK ON A SMOKER IT WILL BE FUN. I WILL SHOUT OUT TO YOU GUYS "OH GOD, GUYS, I'M BEING STRANGLED BY THIS GUY'S LONG TONGUE (GOD, DOES RABIES ACTUALLY DO THAT TO YOUR TONGUE? THAT'S LIKE 20 FEET OF SPONGY DRIPPING REDNESS) AND IF YOU COULD HURT IT WITH SOMETHING THAT GOES BANG OR RATATATATATATATAT, THAT WOULD BE PRETTY SWELL." AND THEN AT THE END OF THE GAME, WE'D ALL SEE THE STATS AND EVERYONE WILL LAUGH AT THE PART THAT SAYS "MOST SMOKERS KILLED", BECAUSE MINE WOULD BE ZERO AND EVERYONE WILL KNOW WHY THIS IS THE CASE. AND EVERYONE WILL POINT AT IT AND LAUGH.

ALSO, SOME TIME I WOULD LIKE TO TRY MY NINJA SKILLS ON A TANK, RIGHT, MAYBE JUMP AWAY FROM IT JUST AS IT IS ABOUT TO TAKE A SWIPE AT ME. MAYBE IF WE WERE GOOD ENOUGH, WE COULD PUT IT ON HARD MODE AND THEN WE'D ALL SCREAM AT THE SAME TIME AND HAVE THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE INTERNET RENTING PLACE LOOK AT US AND GET ANNOYED AND THINK THAT WE ARE CRAZY PEOPLE AND WHY THE careless whisper ARE WE NAKED IN AN INTERNET RENTING PLACE. WE COULD AT LEAST WEAR SOCKS.

THIS IS SOMETHING WE'D DO FOR LIKE FOUR HOURS, YEAH. JUST SCREAM AT EACH OTHER AND LAUGH AT EACH OTHER AND THEN CRY AT HOW BADLY WE DID AT THE END OF A MISSION. I SWEAR IF THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON GETTING ON THE BOAT/TRUCK/PLANE/WHATEVER, I'LL TARGET HIM/HER, TRY TO KILL HIM/HER WITH MY DOUBLE HANDGUNS (BECAUSE I'M LAYING DOWN ON THE GROUND, BEING SURROUNDED BY INFECTED), EVEN THOUGH I KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T KILL A GERBIL WITH THOSE HANDGUNS, AND EVEN IF YOU COULD, IT WOULD PROBABLY TAKE FOREVER.

OOOPS, I HAD CAPSLOCK ON, WHAT A JERK. NOW YOU WERE ALL PROBABLY READING THAT IN A LOUD VOICE. :C
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Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:20 pm
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Fact: Handguns do more damage with one bullet than all the semi-automatics.
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Job McBadass
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Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:30 pm
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Sir Pepoy Josepito wrote:
Fact: Handguns do more damage with one bullet than all the semi-automatics.


I did notice that you were mowing down those Infected when incapacitated. Huh.
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Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:16 pm
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So when are we guys playing L4D again?
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Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:04 pm
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INIWAN AKO NI MARBIN AT RABINO >:[
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Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:47 pm
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GADDUMET SILA. MGA GADDUMET.
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