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Job McBadass
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Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:09 am |
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Today, this glorious New Year's morning, we celebrate the worst examples of derivative fiction the known world has to offer. The purpose of this endeavor is to pinpoint where humanity has gone wrong, and to reiterate that there is no way out of this quagmire.
I will start:
BATMAN: TEH JOCER COMES BACK AGIAN
by Lucien_Lachance
BATMAN was sitting in cave when he get call from Cmisener Gorden. Gprdan say to Batman "BATMAN WE NEED YOUR HELP THE JOKER HAS COME BACK RETURNED so he got in batmobil and went to see him. Batman aked Gordon 'What is the problemm" and Gkrdan say "i just told you in phone you braindead" "where is the Joker so i canlok for him I can find him" I don't know"sayGrdn and batman got in his car to look for him.when Batman look on street he find person in purple sut. Batman speak " Hello are you the Joker/" the person said "No I am Willy Wonka" BATMAN was very sad that he coildn't find the joker he flet like he failed as a prson He sat in ege of road thinking abuot what to do whith his life. Wehn he felt liek he wsa in his darkst our he felt a hand on shoulder it was the joker. "Joker what are you doing here" say batman with eyes in his tears.The joker say "I saw you on the raod and you loked very sad and i came over here to confort you" "That si a very kind thing Joker thanks for thniking of me" say batman and they have hot sex
THE END
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Uncle Gravy
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Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:20 am |
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Oh god, how can this guy not be trolling?
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Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:10 pm |
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| I'd post Agony in Pink, as I think that is the most disgusting fanfic I have ever read...but it ruins too many childhood memories for me to even want to look for it. |
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Job McBadass
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Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:30 am |
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@Uncle Gravy
It's a tad too fabricated for my tastes. It's either that or I whip out my Shakespeare tentacle rape and DOTA guro-slash-fic.
@fnspidey
YEAH
Oh, and OBLIGATORY
Also, here's the Batman Year One script prepared by Frank Miller.
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AwesomeX
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Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:29 pm |
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I was about to mention Twatlight, it's essentially a poorly-written self-insertion fic, one so heatedly discussed on the cubicles in UP's comfort rooms.
KRISTEN STEWART
Wow. I guess this is what it looks like when the unpopular fat girl's pathetic daydreams get written down and published into a bestselling book.
From Cracked.com's abridged Twilight screenplay
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Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:34 pm |
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I don't know why this makes me lol every time. Playmobil batmobil. Almost as good as "Batman white cracker."
And yeah, I was waiting for someone to post Twilame.
ITT: We mock Twilight |
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Uncle Gravy
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Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:46 pm |
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| Job McBadass wrote: | @Uncle Gravy
Shakespeare tentacle rape and DOTA guro-slash-fic. |
What would the world be without the internet
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Job McBadass
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Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:08 pm |
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TUWAYLAYT
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Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:30 pm |
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uh creepy vampire stalkers who watch you while you sleep
...can only be acceptable if they are *points to avatar* john cusack with a boombox. |
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Uncle Gravy
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Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:47 pm |
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| Job McBadass wrote: |
TUWAYLAYT |
Hot damn, I should get my hands on this book!
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Job McBadass
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Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:56 pm |
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Moved topic to Words Without Pictures.
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